Mary Sues!!

Ruin's threatening to write a Zombie Kit fic. If she does, I'm gonna spring a band of Mary Sues on Palpatine, and I already have them all planned out:

 The Sith's agents, Brievella Melodey Melania Iridescia Valkyria and Perria Ararria Valanya. (Bri and Perry.)

Then, there's the Jedi: Bryonia Auvria Varia (Au-vreeya and Ver-i-ah) Katria, Yvonna Brianna Alanna Bannannadonna (all ah sounds, no long A), and Veracitee Justina Peacella.

The Sith:  Vjuna Aruna Dartha Amazona and Korribanna Sithlia D'arksider.

And finally - Palpatine's daughter (no details given); Vivienné Placida Desidé Kotuna Palpatine. She's a "free spirit" bounty hunter. =) She is also in no way to be confused with the other Viv Palpatine, who despite flawless skin (genetically tampered with) and a native intelligence, is not a Mary Sue.